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Bad Dragon
Ladies and gentlemen who like giant dildos, I present http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys, purveyors of fine, fine sex toys, modeled after aliens, mythical creatures, and real animals. Yup, if you want to pretend to get fucked by a dragon, they’re you’re go to guys, they even have ones that ejaculate. While they’re mostly aimed at the gay crowd (especially those who like really big toys), the ladies share an equal part of the blame, for the rise of vampire dildos. Big, sparkly dongs, which can be put in the fridge so you can imagine you’re being pounded by the cold, lifeless cock of Edward Cullen. There is not a single thing about this which is okay. You are pretending a creature of myth and legend is having sex with you, and that’s just weird. Before straight guys go start feeling good about themselves, Fleshlight have just released an Avatar themed toy. Yup, everyone is screwed up.
August.
02.
2011.
01:23 am
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
August.
02.
2011.
01:34 am
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Title: Mischief Brew - Weapons
Mischief Brew - Weapons
Spirit Satan, spirits fly
Through the windows see the sky
Where the moon calls out for slumber
But mischief, joy and might
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Title: mischief brew ~ children play with matches
Mischief Brew -
Children play with matcheS
Children play beyond the “Keep Out” signs
and if the owners send you home,
it’s bottles, rocks, and stones
#BUT MAMA I JUST WANNA SING AND DANCE AND WEAR JAUNTY HATS WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THAT #YOU WILL FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF YOUR FATHER AND SELL INSURANCE THAT WAS HIS DREAM NOW GET THAT FUCKING THING OFF YOUR HEAD #’and the hand of god comes down to reassure the little guy it’ll all be okay someday’
